HOWDY, FOLKS & WELCOME! ta... Good Ol' HG's HOG BLOG!!!
The Only Place On This Here Entire Internet Where Ya Can Feel Absolutely Free Ta Talk Right Outa Yer @$$!!!!!!
...& Now That Yer Here, I May As Well Tell Ya A Lil' Bit About Myself... The name's Good Ol' HG- (that's "HG" fer... "Home-Grown") I Was Born "In The Hole" & I Been Tryin' My Darndest Ta "Dig" My Way Out Ever Since! Sound Familiar?
Speakin' A Diggin', I "Dig" Hogswipe Hunnies, True Red, White, & Blue Friends, A Good "@$$" Joke, "Super Clean", Cruisin' Machines & A Course, Heh, Heh... "Talkin' Outa My @$$!"
As A Matter Of Fact, I Highly Recommend That Everybody Give It A Shot- It Don't Take All That Much Effort... Heck- All Ya Gotta Do Is "Bend Over" & Well... "Say Whatever Comes Ta Yer Hind!" It's That Simple.
Tell ya What- In the true Hogswipe Spirit of keepin' this lil' dialogue movin' forward, I'll leave ya with this "Cl@$$ic" riddle...
"What Came First- The @$$ 'er the Hole!?"
Til' nex' time, folks- When we see "yer" @$$ on down the "Ol' Dusty Road!
Yers Truly, Madly, Deeply,
Good Ol' HG
Monday, January 10, 2011
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
HOGSWIPE, CHOPPER ZOO & THE MONTERY CLUB present... Good Ol' HG's Cl@$$ic Bike Nite Thursdays!!!
EVERY THURSDAY NITE From 7-11pm Startin' MARCH 18TH, 2010, Hogswipe, In proud @$$ociation with Chopper Zoo, The Monterey Club & The Freeky Tiki Tattoo Parlor present... GOOD OL' HG's CL@$$IC BIKE NITE!!! We're Only Talkin' Live Cl@$$ic Rockin' Entertainment By Backstreets!, Great Food & Drink Specials, 1/2 Price Dyno Rides, "On-the-Spot" Tattoo Discounts, FREE Hogswipe Detailin' Demos, Other Novelty Vendors, A Sweetest @$$ Contest... Heck- It Don't Git No Better Than That! So C'mon Out, Folks, Git Yer @$$ In Gear & Show Yer Hogswipin' Spirit! "Yer Piece" Is Jus' Waitin' Fer Ya!
Friday, December 4, 2009
LAKE "OH SO WORTH IT" BIKE NITE ANNIVERSARY BASH!
Had ourselves a "Bl@$$t" las' eve at our "home away from home", Lake Worth Bike Nite as we celebrated our 1st Year Anniversary on the Ave!! "Hat's Off" ta Hogswipers Adam Raizen & Benny G. & all our friends old & new, who made the event such a success!!!
"Twas A "Cl@$$ic", Indeed!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
"BACK!" BY POPULAR DEMAND! HOMERUN's "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE IS SPREADIN' QUICK!!!
Still "Chillin' Our Cheeks" after Las' Tuesday Nite's "CL@$$IC BIKE & CAR" Nite with another... "Cl@$$ic" Performance by BACKSTREETS! They took us "Back" All Night Long with their "Magic Fingerssss & Soarin' Vocals", We'll say it again-We're damn proud to be a part of HOMERUN'S "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE fold!
A "B@$$KIT" & A BUCKET!!!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!
Ya Heard It Right Here, Folks! Ya see, even an tireless "@$$" such as myself runs outa "room ta root" every now & then... So I'm here ta call on all you @$$-lovers out there (& you know who ya 'are) ta join in our... Hogswipe "Tee-Zer" Shirt Contest!
It's simple- jus' _ _ _ _ out the winnin' "Tee-zer" & we'll add it ta our "Cl@$$ic" Tee-Zer Shirt line! Not only that, we'll Hogswipe ya "Royally" with a Hogswipe "B@$$ket O' Goodies" that'll set yer tail spinnin' fer sure!
C'mon- let's see whatcha got, Hogswipers!!! Jus' Post Yer Full Name, Yer E-Mail Address & Yer "Tee-zer" in the "Comments" section below!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
IT ALL STARTS OUT WITH A DREAM!
Friday, March 28, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Tried Our... "Waterless" Detailing Products Yet!? Well, What'r Ya Waitin' Fer!? If So, "Thanx!" & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' What Ya Think!
Hi There, Hogswipers…!!!
Hope you remember me- I met you guys Saturday at the Garlic Festival In Delray. I came to your booth with my sister and friend right when it started to rain and purchased the all purpose for my husbands Harley and first thing Sunday morning he was trying it out and he loves it!!!
HERE WAS HIS FEEDBACK:
Said it was So Much Faster and Easier To Apply & Use and Did NOT Cake Up like other products, it went on so smoothly! So just wanted you to know, You Have A Great Product!
Thanks so much,
Mary Claire Hicks
Scotty & Mary Jo,
Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! is the most wonderful bike product that we have found in years!Patty and I bought the Spit-n-Shine Kit at the Sanford Bikefest "Thunder in the Streets". We used it the next afternoon after a 200 mile road trip. We were meeting family members and had no access or time to do a proper bike wash. 15 minutes in a parking lot with the "Spit-n-Shine" and our bikes looked like we had just finished an hour long bike wash! We are true believers!!
Thank you both for a wonderful product!Harold and PattyHawgsafter50.com
Scotty,
It was really great having you here in Daytona, but there's nothing like home. Used Both the Cleaner and Leather Conditioner this morning... Very Impressed with Both! The Shine On The Bike Is UNBELIEVABLE!!!
I appreciate the shirts you gave my wife and myself Scotty, but you didn't have to- your company was enough. I'll defenitely stay in touch via email, blog and phone.
I'M HOOKED ON HOGSWIPE!!! I'll be one of your better customers- Thanks again, Scotty, for everything... If you ever need anything, please let me know!Your Friend, Tom
Scotty,
Yes, I received my Hogswipe Order! I'm not normally a person who indorses a cleaning item, but your Hogswipe is definitely an exception to this rule. Hogswipe is the VERY best item I have ever used for quick detailing and cleaning the bike when traveling, or at bike events.
I also use it when I get back from a daily ride to remove the bugs and dust from my bikes. I've been riding for over 47 years, so this feed back is coming from someone who has been around for a good while. lol I almost forgot... Your rags are top of the line also!
Thanks Scotty and Keep It In The Wind,
Richard, aka Dickie
P.S. Picture of one of my bikes attached.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
"Go Green" With Us, America!
"Water-Based, Organic & Completely Eco-Safe", Our Spit-n-Shine! Detailin' Solutions Are Specifically Formulated Ta Help Clean, Condition, Polish, Protect & Preserve Yer Cherished Paint, Chrome, Fiberglass, Plastic, Glass, Vinyl, Rubber & Leather Surfaces. *Plus, Ya Git A Great Piece of "@$$" At No Extra Charge!
But, Hey! Seriously, Folks! Jus' Give Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! A Try Today & I'll Bet My "Left Cheek" Against The Farm You'll Be Comin' Straight Back Ta The Land O' Hogswipe Fer S'more!!! & Heck-When Ya Do, Feel Free Ta Stop On By & Share A Notion 'Er Two All Yer Own & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' Whatcha Think!
A Free Word Of Advice? Jus' Don't Let That Deep, Down Shine Fool Ya Now, 'Cause If Ya Look Down Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Enough, Chances Are, You'll See Fer Yerself, It's An "@$$" Thing, After All!