Good Ol' HG's "HOG BLOG!": HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!

HOWDY, FOLKS & WELCOME! ta... Good Ol' HG's HOG BLOG!!!

The Only Place On This Here Entire Internet Where Ya Can Feel Absolutely Free Ta Talk Right Outa Yer @$$!!!!!!

...& Now That Yer Here, I May As Well Tell Ya A Lil' Bit About Myself... The name's Good Ol' HG- (that's "HG" fer... "Home-Grown") I Was Born "In The Hole" & I Been Tryin' My Darndest Ta "Dig" My Way Out Ever Since! Sound Familiar?

Speakin' A Diggin', I "Dig" Hogswipe Hunnies, True Red, White, & Blue Friends, A Good "@$$" Joke, "Super Clean", Cruisin' Machines & A Course, Heh, Heh... "Talkin' Outa My @$$!"

As A Matter Of Fact, I Highly Recommend That Everybody Give It A Shot- It Don't Take All That Much Effort... Heck- All Ya Gotta Do Is "Bend Over" & Well... "Say Whatever Comes Ta Yer Hind!" It's That Simple.

Tell ya What- In the true Hogswipe Spirit of keepin' this lil' dialogue movin' forward, I'll leave ya with this "Cl@$$ic" riddle...

"What Came First- The @$$ 'er the Hole!?"

Til' nex' time, folks- When we see "yer" @$$ on down the "Ol' Dusty Road!

Yers Truly, Madly, Deeply,
Good Ol' HG

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!

Ya Heard It Right Here, Folks! Ya see, even an tireless "@$$" such as myself runs outa "room ta root" every now & then... So I'm here ta call on all you @$$-lovers out there (& you know who ya 'are) ta join in our... Hogswipe "Tee-Zer" Shirt Contest!

It's simple- jus' _ _ _ _ out the winnin' "Tee-zer" & we'll add it ta our "Cl@$$ic" Tee-Zer Shirt line! Not only that, we'll Hogswipe ya "Royally" with a Hogswipe "B@$$ket O' Goodies" that'll set yer tail spinnin' fer sure!

C'mon- let's see whatcha got, Hogswipers!!! Jus' Post Yer Full Name, Yer E-Mail Address & Yer "Tee-zer" in the "Comments" section below!