Good Ol' HG's "HOG BLOG!": October 2008

HOWDY, FOLKS & WELCOME! ta... Good Ol' HG's HOG BLOG!!!

The Only Place On This Here Entire Internet Where Ya Can Feel Absolutely Free Ta Talk Right Outa Yer @$$!!!!!!

...& Now That Yer Here, I May As Well Tell Ya A Lil' Bit About Myself... The name's Good Ol' HG- (that's "HG" fer... "Home-Grown") I Was Born "In The Hole" & I Been Tryin' My Darndest Ta "Dig" My Way Out Ever Since! Sound Familiar?

Speakin' A Diggin', I "Dig" Hogswipe Hunnies, True Red, White, & Blue Friends, A Good "@$$" Joke, "Super Clean", Cruisin' Machines & A Course, Heh, Heh... "Talkin' Outa My @$$!"

As A Matter Of Fact, I Highly Recommend That Everybody Give It A Shot- It Don't Take All That Much Effort... Heck- All Ya Gotta Do Is "Bend Over" & Well... "Say Whatever Comes Ta Yer Hind!" It's That Simple.

Tell ya What- In the true Hogswipe Spirit of keepin' this lil' dialogue movin' forward, I'll leave ya with this "Cl@$$ic" riddle...

"What Came First- The @$$ 'er the Hole!?"

Til' nex' time, folks- When we see "yer" @$$ on down the "Ol' Dusty Road!

Yers Truly, Madly, Deeply,
Good Ol' HG

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!

Ya Heard It Right Here, Folks! Ya see, even an tireless "@$$" such as myself runs outa "room ta root" every now & then... So I'm here ta call on all you @$$-lovers out there (& you know who ya 'are) ta join in our... Hogswipe "Tee-Zer" Shirt Contest!

It's simple- jus' _ _ _ _ out the winnin' "Tee-zer" & we'll add it ta our "Cl@$$ic" Tee-Zer Shirt line! Not only that, we'll Hogswipe ya "Royally" with a Hogswipe "B@$$ket O' Goodies" that'll set yer tail spinnin' fer sure!

C'mon- let's see whatcha got, Hogswipers!!! Jus' Post Yer Full Name, Yer E-Mail Address & Yer "Tee-zer" in the "Comments" section below!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

IT ALL STARTS OUT WITH A DREAM!

To all our fellow "Hogswipers" out there, always remember... It's the "journey itself" that turns out to be the best part of the Dream! So take some time out of yer hectic day ta share yer "deepest" with us! We'll be rootin' fer ya down here in the Land O' Hogswipe!

Peace, Love & Hogswipe!

Scotty & Mary Jo

Hogswipe Amb@$$adors