HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!

Ya Heard It Right Here, Folks! Ya see, even an tireless "@$$" such as myself runs outa "room ta root" every now & then... So I'm here ta call on all you @$$-lovers out there (& you know who ya 'are) ta join in our... Hogswipe "Tee-Zer" Shirt Contest!

It's simple- jus' _ _ _ _ out the winnin' "Tee-zer" & we'll add it ta our "Cl@$$ic" Tee-Zer Shirt line! Not only that, we'll Hogswipe ya "Royally" with a Hogswipe "B@$$ket O' Goodies" that'll set yer tail spinnin' fer sure!

C'mon- let's see whatcha got, Hogswipers!!! Jus' Post Yer Full Name, Yer E-Mail Address & Yer "Tee-zer" in the "Comments" section below!

IT ALL STARTS OUT WITH A DREAM!

To all our fellow "Hogswipers" out there, always remember... It's the "journey itself" that turns out to be the best part of the Dream! So take some time out of yer hectic day ta share yer "deepest" with us! We'll be rootin' fer ya down here in the Land O' Hogswipe!

Peace, Love & Hogswipe!

Scotty & Mary Jo

Hogswipe Amb@$$adors

"IT'S AN @$$ THING."

Dig It!

Tried Our... "Waterless" Detailing Products Yet!? Well, What'r Ya Waitin' Fer!? If So, "Thanx!" & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' What Ya Think!

Hi There, Hogswipers…!!!

Hope you remember me- I met you guys Saturday at the Garlic Festival In Delray. I came to your booth with my sister and friend right when it started to rain and purchased the all purpose for my husbands Harley and first thing Sunday morning he was trying it out and he loves it!!!

HERE WAS HIS FEEDBACK:

Said it was So Much Faster and Easier To Apply & Use and Did NOT Cake Up like other products, it went on so smoothly! So just wanted you to know, You Have A Great Product!

Thanks so much,
Mary Claire Hicks

Scotty & Mary Jo,

Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! is the most wonderful bike product that we have found in years!

Patty and I bought the Spit-n-Shine Kit at the Sanford Bikefest "Thunder in the Streets". We used it the next afternoon after a 200 mile road trip. We were meeting family members and had no access or time to do a proper bike wash. 15 minutes in a parking lot with the "Spit-n-Shine" and our bikes looked like we had just finished an hour long bike wash! We are true believers!!

Thank you both for a wonderful product!
Harold and PattyHawgsafter50.com

Scotty,

It was really great having you here in Daytona, but there's nothing like home. Used Both the Cleaner and Leather Conditioner this morning... Very Impressed with Both! The Shine On The Bike Is UNBELIEVABLE!!!

I appreciate the shirts you gave my wife and myself Scotty, but you didn't have to- your company was enough. I'll defenitely stay in touch via email, blog and phone.

I'M HOOKED ON HOGSWIPE!!! I'll be one of your better customers- Thanks again, Scotty, for everything... If you ever need anything, please let me know!

Your Friend, Tom

Scotty,

Yes, I received my Hogswipe Order! I'm not normally a person who indorses a cleaning item, but your Hogswipe is definitely an exception to this rule. Hogswipe is the VERY best item I have ever used for quick detailing and cleaning the bike when traveling, or at bike events.

I also use it when I get back from a daily ride to remove the bugs and dust from my bikes. I've been riding for over 47 years, so this feed back is coming from someone who has been around for a good while. lol I almost forgot... Your rags are top of the line also!

Thanks Scotty and Keep It In The Wind,
Richard, aka Dickie

P.S. Picture of one of my bikes attached.

"Go Green" With Us, America!

That's Right, Folks- GO GREEN! Our Special "Waterless" Formulas Help Ta Save Precious Time, Conserve Precious Water & Protect Our Precious Environment!

"Water-Based, Organic & Completely Eco-Safe", Our Spit-n-Shine! Detailin' Solutions Are Specifically Formulated Ta Help Clean, Condition, Polish, Protect & Preserve Yer Cherished Paint, Chrome, Fiberglass, Plastic, Glass, Vinyl, Rubber & Leather Surfaces. *Plus, Ya Git A Great Piece of "@$$" At No Extra Charge!

But, Hey! Seriously, Folks! Jus' Give Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! A Try Today & I'll Bet My "Left Cheek" Against The Farm You'll Be Comin' Straight Back Ta The Land O' Hogswipe Fer S'more!!! & Heck-When Ya Do, Feel Free Ta Stop On By & Share A Notion 'Er Two All Yer Own & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' Whatcha Think!

A Free Word Of Advice? Jus' Don't Let That Deep, Down Shine Fool Ya Now, 'Cause If Ya Look Down Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Enough, Chances Are, You'll See Fer Yerself, It's An "@$$" Thing, After All!

Step Right Up, Hogswipers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!