Good Ol' HG's "HOG BLOG!": "BACK!" BY POPULAR DEMAND! HOMERUN's "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE IS SPREADIN' QUICK!!!

HOWDY, FOLKS & WELCOME! ta... Good Ol' HG's HOG BLOG!!!

The Only Place On This Here Entire Internet Where Ya Can Feel Absolutely Free Ta Talk Right Outa Yer @$$!!!!!!

...& Now That Yer Here, I May As Well Tell Ya A Lil' Bit About Myself... The name's Good Ol' HG- (that's "HG" fer... "Home-Grown") I Was Born "In The Hole" & I Been Tryin' My Darndest Ta "Dig" My Way Out Ever Since! Sound Familiar?

Speakin' A Diggin', I "Dig" Hogswipe Hunnies, True Red, White, & Blue Friends, A Good "@$$" Joke, "Super Clean", Cruisin' Machines & A Course, Heh, Heh... "Talkin' Outa My @$$!"

As A Matter Of Fact, I Highly Recommend That Everybody Give It A Shot- It Don't Take All That Much Effort... Heck- All Ya Gotta Do Is "Bend Over" & Well... "Say Whatever Comes Ta Yer Hind!" It's That Simple.

Tell ya What- In the true Hogswipe Spirit of keepin' this lil' dialogue movin' forward, I'll leave ya with this "Cl@$$ic" riddle...

"What Came First- The @$$ 'er the Hole!?"

Til' nex' time, folks- When we see "yer" @$$ on down the "Ol' Dusty Road!

Yers Truly, Madly, Deeply,
Good Ol' HG

Thursday, August 20, 2009

"BACK!" BY POPULAR DEMAND! HOMERUN's "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE IS SPREADIN' QUICK!!!

ON TUESDAY NITE'S,

THE ONLY THING MISSIN' at HOMERUN'S SPORTSBAR, FOLKS IS... "YER" @$$!!!

SO C'MON OUT &... GIT "YER" PIECE!"

Still "Chillin' Our Cheeks" after Las' Tuesday Nite's "CL@$$IC BIKE & CAR" Nite with another... "Cl@$$ic" Performance by BACKSTREETS! They took us "Back" All Night Long with their "Magic Fingerssss & Soarin' Vocals", We'll say it again-We're damn proud to be a part of HOMERUN'S "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE fold!

YA BEST WATCH WHERE YA STICK THAT "MAJIK FINGER", BROTHA!

For General Booking Information, Contact Smokin' Joe at... (754) 368-0465

or e-mail him at... majikfingrsssss@aol.com

Now if ya havn't checked out the party yet, folks, turn yer Tuesday Nites into a "fun-filled" eve of Great, "Cl@$$ic" Rock-n-Roll, Free Eats, Drink Specials, & Best of All, Yers Truly's, "America's Favorite @$$" is proudly dishin' out... COMPLIMENTARY HOGSWIPE BIKE DETAILIN' DEMOS out front right under HG's "BIG-@$$" Tent!!! That's Right, folks- Jus' roll yer chariot on in and get... HOGSWIPED!!!

TALK ABOUT A HOGSWIPE

"BEFORE & AFTER!"

After Travelin' Through Six States Without A Single Drop O' Water, Hogswiper Scotty Rolled His "Dry, Dirty @$$" On Inta The Ol' Hogswipe Tent & Put Ours Ta The Ultimate Waterless Test! Ya Jus' Gotta See With Yer own @$$, Folks- Only In The Land O' Hogswipe!!!