HOWDY, FOLKS & WELCOME! ta... Good Ol' HG's HOG BLOG!!!

The Only Place On This Here Entire Internet Where Ya Can Feel Absolutely Free Ta Talk Right Outa Yer @$$!!!!!!


...& Now That Yer Here, I May As Well Tell Ya A Lil' Bit About Myself... The name's Good Ol' HG- (that's "HG" fer... "Home-Grown") I Was Born "In The Hole" & I Been Tryin' My Darndest Ta "Dig" My Way Out Ever Since! Sound Familiar?

Speakin' A Diggin', I "Dig" Hogswipe Hunnies, True Red, White, & Blue Friends, A Good "@$$" Joke, "Super Clean", Cruisin' Machines & A Course, Heh, Heh... "Talkin' Outa My @$$!"

As A Matter Of Fact, I Highly Recommend That Everybody Give It A Shot- It Don't Take All That Much Effort... Heck- All Ya Gotta Do Is "Bend Over" & Well... "Say Whatever Comes Ta Yer Hind!" It's That Simple.


Tell ya What- In the true Hogswipe Spirit of keepin' this lil' dialogue movin' forward, I'll leave ya with this "Cl@$$ic" riddle...

"What Came First- The @$$ 'er the Hole!?"

Til' nex' time, folks- When we see "yer" @$$ on down the "Ol' Dusty Road!

Yers Truly, Madly, Deeply,
Good Ol' HG

Saturday, March 1, 2008

"Go Green" With Us, America!


That's Right, Folks- GO GREEN! Our Special "Waterless" Formulas Help Ta Save Precious Time, Conserve Precious Water & Protect Our Precious Environment!

"Water-Based, Organic & Completely Eco-Safe", Our Spit-n-Shine! Detailin' Solutions Are Specifically Formulated Ta Help Clean, Condition, Polish, Protect & Preserve Yer Cherished Paint, Chrome, Fiberglass, Plastic, Glass, Vinyl, Rubber & Leather Surfaces. *Plus, Ya Git A Great Piece of "@$$" At No Extra Charge!

But, Hey! Seriously, Folks! Jus' Give Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! A Try Today & I'll Bet My "Left Cheek" Against The Farm You'll Be Comin' Straight Back Ta The Land O' Hogswipe Fer S'more!!! & Heck-When Ya Do, Feel Free Ta Stop On By & Share A Notion 'Er Two All Yer Own & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' Whatcha Think!

A Free Word Of Advice? Jus' Don't Let That Deep, Down Shine Fool Ya Now, 'Cause If Ya Look Down Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Enough, Chances Are, You'll See Fer Yerself, It's An "@$$" Thing, After All!



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