HOGSWIPE proudly presents... GOOD OL' HG'S 1st ANNUAL "BORN TO BE WILD" BENEFIT fer VANISHING SPECIES WILDLIFE!!

HOGSWIPE, CHOPPER ZOO & THE MONTERY CLUB present... Good Ol' HG's Cl@$$ic Bike Nite Thursdays!!!

TIME TA GO WILD, FOLKS!!!

EVERY THURSDAY NITE From 7-11pm Startin' MARCH 18TH, 2010, Hogswipe, In proud @$$ociation with Chopper Zoo, The Monterey Club & The Freeky Tiki Tattoo Parlor present... GOOD OL' HG's CL@$$IC BIKE NITE!!! We're Only Talkin' Live Cl@$$ic Rockin' Entertainment By Backstreets!, Great Food & Drink Specials, 1/2 Price Dyno Rides, "On-the-Spot" Tattoo Discounts, FREE Hogswipe Detailin' Demos, Other Novelty Vendors, A Sweetest @$$ Contest... Heck- It Don't Git No Better Than That! So C'mon Out, Folks, Git Yer @$$ In Gear & Show Yer Hogswipin' Spirit! "Yer Piece" Is Jus' Waitin' Fer Ya!

LAKE "OH SO WORTH IT" BIKE NITE ANNIVERSARY BASH!

Had ourselves a "Bl@$$t" las' eve at our "home away from home", Lake Worth Bike Nite as we celebrated our 1st Year Anniversary on the Ave!! "Hat's Off" ta Hogswipers Adam Raizen & Benny G. & all our friends old & new, who made the event such a success!!!

"Twas A "Cl@$$ic", Indeed!

Would YOU Watch This Show!?

Jus' Lettuce No Whatcha Think-

Oh, & Please... "Be Kind ta the Hind!!!"

HAPPY HOGSWIPE HOLIDAYS!!!

HAPPY

HOGSWIPE HOLIDAYS!!!

"BACK!" BY POPULAR DEMAND! HOMERUN's "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE IS SPREADIN' QUICK!!!

ON TUESDAY NITE'S,

THE ONLY THING MISSIN' at HOMERUN'S SPORTSBAR, FOLKS IS... "YER" @$$!!!

SO C'MON OUT &... GIT "YER" PIECE!"

Still "Chillin' Our Cheeks" after Las' Tuesday Nite's "CL@$$IC BIKE & CAR" Nite with another... "Cl@$$ic" Performance by BACKSTREETS! They took us "Back" All Night Long with their "Magic Fingerssss & Soarin' Vocals", We'll say it again-We're damn proud to be a part of HOMERUN'S "CL@$$IC" BIKE & CAR NITE fold!

YA BEST WATCH WHERE YA STICK THAT "MAJIK FINGER", BROTHA!

For General Booking Information, Contact Smokin' Joe at... (754) 368-0465

or e-mail him at... majikfingrsssss@aol.com

Now if ya havn't checked out the party yet, folks, turn yer Tuesday Nites into a "fun-filled" eve of Great, "Cl@$$ic" Rock-n-Roll, Free Eats, Drink Specials, & Best of All, Yers Truly's, "America's Favorite @$$" is proudly dishin' out... COMPLIMENTARY HOGSWIPE BIKE DETAILIN' DEMOS out front right under HG's "BIG-@$$" Tent!!! That's Right, folks- Jus' roll yer chariot on in and get... HOGSWIPED!!!

TALK ABOUT A HOGSWIPE

"BEFORE & AFTER!"

After Travelin' Through Six States Without A Single Drop O' Water, Hogswiper Scotty Rolled His "Dry, Dirty @$$" On Inta The Ol' Hogswipe Tent & Put Ours Ta The Ultimate Waterless Test! Ya Jus' Gotta See With Yer own @$$, Folks- Only In The Land O' Hogswipe!!!

A "B@$$KIT" & A BUCKET!!!

Another One "Swipes" The Dust!

And Another... And Another... And Another...

Jus' Remember, Folks-

Tuesday Nite's at... HOMERUN'S SPORTSBAR,

"WE GOT YER BACK!!!"

HOGSWIPE "TEE-ZER" SHIRT CONTEST!

Ya Heard It Right Here, Folks! Ya see, even an tireless "@$$" such as myself runs outa "room ta root" every now & then... So I'm here ta call on all you @$$-lovers out there (& you know who ya 'are) ta join in our... Hogswipe "Tee-Zer" Shirt Contest!

It's simple- jus' _ _ _ _ out the winnin' "Tee-zer" & we'll add it ta our "Cl@$$ic" Tee-Zer Shirt line! Not only that, we'll Hogswipe ya "Royally" with a Hogswipe "B@$$ket O' Goodies" that'll set yer tail spinnin' fer sure!

C'mon- let's see whatcha got, Hogswipers!!! Jus' Post Yer Full Name, Yer E-Mail Address & Yer "Tee-zer" in the "Comments" section below!

IT ALL STARTS OUT WITH A DREAM!

To all our fellow "Hogswipers" out there, always remember... It's the "journey itself" that turns out to be the best part of the Dream! So take some time out of yer hectic day ta share yer "deepest" with us! We'll be rootin' fer ya down here in the Land O' Hogswipe!

Peace, Love & Hogswipe!

Scotty & Mary Jo

Hogswipe Amb@$$adors

"IT'S AN @$$ THING."

Dig It!

Tried Our... "Waterless" Detailing Products Yet!? Well, What'r Ya Waitin' Fer!? If So, "Thanx!" & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' What Ya Think!

Hi There, Hogswipers…!!!

Hope you remember me- I met you guys Saturday at the Garlic Festival In Delray. I came to your booth with my sister and friend right when it started to rain and purchased the all purpose for my husbands Harley and first thing Sunday morning he was trying it out and he loves it!!!

HERE WAS HIS FEEDBACK:

Said it was So Much Faster and Easier To Apply & Use and Did NOT Cake Up like other products, it went on so smoothly! So just wanted you to know, You Have A Great Product!

Thanks so much,
Mary Claire Hicks

Scotty & Mary Jo,

Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! is the most wonderful bike product that we have found in years!

Patty and I bought the Spit-n-Shine Kit at the Sanford Bikefest "Thunder in the Streets". We used it the next afternoon after a 200 mile road trip. We were meeting family members and had no access or time to do a proper bike wash. 15 minutes in a parking lot with the "Spit-n-Shine" and our bikes looked like we had just finished an hour long bike wash! We are true believers!!

Thank you both for a wonderful product!
Harold and PattyHawgsafter50.com

Scotty,

It was really great having you here in Daytona, but there's nothing like home. Used Both the Cleaner and Leather Conditioner this morning... Very Impressed with Both! The Shine On The Bike Is UNBELIEVABLE!!!

I appreciate the shirts you gave my wife and myself Scotty, but you didn't have to- your company was enough. I'll defenitely stay in touch via email, blog and phone.

I'M HOOKED ON HOGSWIPE!!! I'll be one of your better customers- Thanks again, Scotty, for everything... If you ever need anything, please let me know!

Your Friend, Tom

Scotty,

Yes, I received my Hogswipe Order! I'm not normally a person who indorses a cleaning item, but your Hogswipe is definitely an exception to this rule. Hogswipe is the VERY best item I have ever used for quick detailing and cleaning the bike when traveling, or at bike events.

I also use it when I get back from a daily ride to remove the bugs and dust from my bikes. I've been riding for over 47 years, so this feed back is coming from someone who has been around for a good while. lol I almost forgot... Your rags are top of the line also!

Thanks Scotty and Keep It In The Wind,
Richard, aka Dickie

P.S. Picture of one of my bikes attached.

"Go Green" With Us, America!

That's Right, Folks- GO GREEN! Our Special "Waterless" Formulas Help Ta Save Precious Time, Conserve Precious Water & Protect Our Precious Environment!

"Water-Based, Organic & Completely Eco-Safe", Our Spit-n-Shine! Detailin' Solutions Are Specifically Formulated Ta Help Clean, Condition, Polish, Protect & Preserve Yer Cherished Paint, Chrome, Fiberglass, Plastic, Glass, Vinyl, Rubber & Leather Surfaces. *Plus, Ya Git A Great Piece of "@$$" At No Extra Charge!

But, Hey! Seriously, Folks! Jus' Give Hogswipe Spit-n-Shine! A Try Today & I'll Bet My "Left Cheek" Against The Farm You'll Be Comin' Straight Back Ta The Land O' Hogswipe Fer S'more!!! & Heck-When Ya Do, Feel Free Ta Stop On By & Share A Notion 'Er Two All Yer Own & Let The Good Folks Know Jus' Whatcha Think!

A Free Word Of Advice? Jus' Don't Let That Deep, Down Shine Fool Ya Now, 'Cause If Ya Look Down Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Enough, Chances Are, You'll See Fer Yerself, It's An "@$$" Thing, After All!

Step Right Up, Hogswipers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!